If I went to college in the States it'd be highly unlikely I'd have a chance of getting into any sport team. Maybe a rugby team, just because I know how to play, but I'd be too small and not have enough experience to play. Hell, even if I'd been raised in the US I'd probably not have a shot since it's all so competitive over there.

If that were the case, I'd probably have joined a marching band. They get a rough time in movies [except that one movie that was all about marching bands, I forget what it was] but hearing a song like Apache played by a big band is AWESOME. And they get to do stuff like this routine my college football side's band did a month ago: