The man on the run from Australian Rugby League, Sonny Bill Williams, received a "terse" 62-word text message from his former coach Steve Folkes (who you might remember from these headlines).

Including such heart-rending lines as "you hav allowed others to run yr life" the message ends with Folkes calling Williams "accountable". But with 62 words, one wonders exactly how terse really it was.

If I was his angry ex-coach (who had earlier shocked the team by announcing his departure at the end of the season) my terse text meassge would run like this:

Get fucked Communist!

Why "communist"? He left Australia to earn millions of dollars playing a different sport in France, I think it's pretty obvious.

Sonny Bill gets terse text message in a battle [Stuff]

ps. that is a pretty bloody awful headline